When I think about all the books I want to buy:
A Workout For Book Nerds
epicreads: All you need for this workout is a stack of hardcovers and some yarn or rope to tie them together! Workout #1: The Book Curl Workout #2: The Book Up Workout #3: The Brunch (Book Crunch) - Just like brunch this can be done alone or with a friend! Cool Down
*knock knock knock*
Me: Who is it?
Outside door: It's me! Backstory!
Me: FUCK YOU GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.
Backstory: But Plot invited me...
Me: PLOT. Where are you???
Plot: I'm over here, at the epilogue.
Me: Exactly! The freaking epilogue! What do you need Backstory for?
Plot: *rolls eyes* For backstory?
Me: I don't need your sass, okay? You already didn't go the way I wanted you to.
Plot: Hey! I stopped you from writing off your favorite character! Maybe you should be thanking me.
Backstory: Uh, hey guys, you left the door open so --
Me: GET OUT.
Backstory: Bu --
Me: OUT. *points*
Plot: Don't worry, bro. I got this.
Plot: Now you listen here --
Me: No, I'm the writer --
Plot: SIT THE FUCK DOWN. We are going to use Backstory and you are going to like it or SO HELP ME I will leave your sorry ass and go back to Writer's Block!
Me: You wouldn't.
Plot: I would.